#92 Nekromancja, czyli o nieżyciu dla ambitnych

Kiedy tylko umarł pierwszy czarodziej, drugi już zastanawiał się, jak przechytrzyć śmierć i w jaki podły sposób wymigać się od zostania poddanym Morra. Oczywiście wszystkie te próby były nic niewarte, ponieważ zakłócenie normalnego porządku świata nie jest dziełem, którego śmiertelnicy są wstanie dokonać, a śmierć jest równie nieuchronna, co opłata transportowa na rogatkach Altdorfu.

#91 Trzecia Edycja, czyli co poszło nie tak?

Niewielu wie o jej istnieniu, nieliczni odważają się o niej wspomnieć, a zaledwie garstka wybrańców która ją poznała ma coś dobrego do powiedzenia na jej temat; ot ona: Trzecia Edycja WFRP!

Dziś dość nietypowo, bo rozmawiamy o naszych wrażeniach z 3e WFRP, którą zechciał nam przedstawić jeden z naszych słuchaczy i zastanawiamy się, na ile ten w dużej mierze zapomniany system może się przydać fanom WFRP.

Aukcja na pomoc Ukrainie


Ostatnio sposobów na wybrania kolejnego odcinka pojawiło się sporo, ale teraz macie szansę na wsparcie wiadomej sprawy i zdecydować o czym mamy z Wernerem rozmawiać.

Zapraszamy wszystkich do aukcji na grupie FB Drużyna wiewióry, gdzie zwycięzca wybierze temat naszego odcinka.

#90 Burza Chaosu, czyli wielka inwazja której nie było

Burza Chaosu była jedną z największych kampanii do WFB w swoim czasie, na zawsze miała zmienić uniwersum Warhammera. To właśnie jej druga edycja WFRP zawdzięcza swój post-apokaliptyczny klimat. A pomimo tego została wymazana z oficjalnej historii wydarzeń w uniwersum GW. Dlatego dziś staramy się poświęcić kilka chwil i porozmawiać jak to się wszystko zaczęło i co ważniejsze, dlaczego skończyło się właśnie w ten sposób.

“Getting Better”

A windowless room with once white, but now rather greyish walls, and tiled floors of the same washed out colour. Empty, save for one cube about a meter high with an anatomically incorrect symbol for a human heart still barely visible in it’s centre, and an old coffee machine with a bunch of plastic cups stacked atop of it.

Room is filled with a low humming noise of air-conditioning and illuminated by a soft white light of semi-translucent ceiling panels. In the centre about half a dozen reddish office chairs form a loose semi-circle around one of them, while providing support and dubious comfort for a handful of characters.

The Doctor
An inquisitive woman in her mid-40s with a long, dark hair falling down on her slim shoulders. Dressed in a white business suit with an armless blouse, and a red scarf around her neck. Methodically scribbles notes in an yellow writing pad, with an old, chewed down pencil. Her demeanor seemingly reflects the long gone high standards of this facility.

(inquiring, with a monotone, professional manner)
– Was it the same dream as before?

Sitting with legs crossed, her brown eyes constantly look for something in the corners of the featureless ceiling. Freckles, and a burn scar clearly visible on her fair skin, she folds her arms almost as if to cradle herself, leaning back in a squeaky chair.

(avoiding eye contact)
– Yeah, same old story, with a dead girl, and all.

The Doctor
(scribbling something)
– And, have you made the decision this time around?

(briefly looking straight into her eyes)
– That’s one shitty-ass decision, you know that?

The Doctor
– We’ve been through this before, Marrieann. It’s about the choice, not the outcome.

(defensive, distressed, raising her voice)
– And maybe I don’t feel like choosing? Maybe I like how the story ends?

The Old Man
Black, bushy beard hides his thick lips. Right eye ornated with an old, slashing scar. Reddish tattoo, strikingly contrasting with his pale skin, starts just below his left eye, climbs across the brow and the top of his bald scalp, to find its way down the muscular shoulders of this giant man. He is tense, with hands resting on a widely speeded knees, breathing loudly, but slowly.

(dominant, leaning back in his chair)
– Cut the heart out, or the head. Preferably both.

(confused, trying to focus on him, while questioning reality)
– What?!

The Old Man
(calm, matter-of-fact tone, leaning in)
– The Monster. Stop running. Focus. Bring it down with your arrows, then cut it’s heart out, and cut off its head.

(still confused, looking around in hope of finding support)
– It’s… I don’t… I mean… Where did you even get this guy?

The Doctor
(calm and professional tone trying to hide a hint of irritation)

– Greece, but that’s not important now.

(looks at everyone around the room, attempts to sound slightly cheerful)
– Let’s focus on Marrieann now, and her fear of making a choice. Why can’t you do it Marrieann?

The Detective
His eyes still focused on the floor, hiding an unshaven face complimented by the selection of some fresh bruises. Clad in a black, leather jacket, and a colourful but washed out pattern of a button-up shirt and a white tee underneath. While looking up reveals, a nasty half-smile lacking even a hint of happiness.

(looking at the floor, reminiscent)
– I had a choice once. It was like a mosquito squished on the headlight of the oncoming car. All but invisible until you stop and look at it closely. But then it’s to late, you can’t go back, you can’t just wipe it out, it stays there forever throwing it’s shadow on your future, and…

(stretching arms wide in disbelief)
– Is he drunk? Again?

The Doctor
(With growing irritation)
– Max, please wait for your turn to share. Let’s get back to you Marrieann.

(almost hostile)
– You continuously fail to make a choice. Is it because you’re weak?

(folding her arms and lowering her chin, looking within )
– It’s not that simple, it’s more than…

The Cowboy
With a light, unkempt hair and a stubble, his blue eyes dart to whomever is speaking at the moment. Black cowboy hat sits comfortably on his head, while wide torso is covered in pinned blue shirt, with splashes of mud and possibly blood here and there. All of his clothing clearly have seen better days, his manners hint at being in unfamiliar surroundings, but eyes still glim with curiosity.

(ignoring the doctor)
– I’m with the yankie on that one. Had the same feeling, like a mosquito on a… what’cha call them? (makes a swirling gesture with a right hand)

The Detective
(rises his ayes above cowboys head)
– The headlights…

(hands reach for the jacket’s inside pocket, but find nothing)
– …of the oncoming car, driving through the black night as a…

The Cowboy
(visibly happy for a brief moment, clicking his fingers while pointing a finger)
– Yes, those!
(happiness fades from his voice as memories fill his mind)
– Same happened to me. I was just trying to protect my friends, my family, doing as I was told, ya know? After all, he had a plan, and then it all just, like that mosquito…

The Old Man
– You just kill it with one, quick slap.
(slaps palm of his hand on his thigh to explain)
– There’s some blood, but that’s no concern…

The Doctor
– What are you doing? Stop it! (Tries to compose herself) Why do you keep failing Marrieann?

(Changes her stance, almost standing up, pointing finger at the Doctor angrily)
– I don’t! I mean, I didn’t. I’ve made my decision…

(Loud buzzer goes off in the background)

The Cowboy
(visibly exited, slaps hands on his knees)
– Finlay, all that talking. I’m starving.

(takes out a pack of cigarettes from his satchel while standing up)

The Detective
(standing up, and following the Cowboy, trying to sound all western like)
– Hey there, partner. Got a spare one?

The Cowboy
(smiling, and handing out an open pack)
– Ya know it.

Everyone, except the Doctor are leaving together, the Cowboy, and the Detective talk about smokes, the Old man follows somehow interested, while trying to appear disinterested at the same time. Marrieann walks out at the end of the group, anger slowly leaving her.

The Doctor
(Standing up, looking at the leaving group, trying to command authority, rises her voice above the noise, irritated)
– We will pick this up next week, but I want you to commit to making a choice.

(trying to compose herself, and sound calm, and endearing)
– If you will, next time there’ll be cake!

(Muttering under their breaths like children leaving class)
– Yes, Mrs. Glados.

#88 Sport w Starym Świecie, czyli portal jest okrągły, a bramy są dwie

Trybuny pełne, fani szaleją, kości są łamane, a krew leje się równie szczodrze co na polu bitwy – tak to oczywiście Blood Bowl, ale też nie jest ot jedyny sport w uniwersum Warhammera. Dlatego dzisiaj staramy się spojrzeć jakim to rozrywkom oddają się mieszkańcy Imperium i nie tylko. Oraz oczywiście czy znajdzie się miejsce na naszych sesjach dla ducha sportowej rywalizacji i innych nekromantycznych praktyk 😉